OH MY GOD THIS CARTOON!!
MADELEINE!!! I HAD ALL THE BOOKS TOO!!
Well, whadda you know. There’s a song about me!
I thought he was trying to kill me. he was just getting me pierced. I think we all know his sexuality now ladies.
Unknown fact 2: I like to harden randomly to make situations awkward
Unknown fact. Sometimes, I like to lactate. Just to fuck with him.
I thought I was getting some action last night. Turned out to be a penny in his front pocket.
